Title: The Sweetest Day of the Week
Author: mandapandabug
Chapter 3: Confusing Friday
Summary: Sometimes the world needs a bitchy Mpreg fic… and I have provide that service. And if someone else also has… I commemorate ya' brotha'!
Genre: This may be crack-ish? AU Mpreg… awesome.
Pairing: Jaeho (Jae may take it, but that doesn't mean he takes any crap from his man!)
Rating: PG-13 ok maybe more if this was a movie. This chapter has lots of cursing, but come on, if it were you, you would curse as well.

>.<;;; I'm sorry! I just… didn't bother writing. I have no idea what was stopping me… well I do, my abnormal obsession with YuGiOh! fics… particularly Jou/Kaiba ones… actually only those fics. MAN I love them! I have been reading them nonstop! Coughcough I'm sure that was just super interesting. So more story? If you are still interested.

Chapter 3: Confusing Friday

"Glad to see you're up."

Jae did a double take. "Where am I?"

"Well after you passed out on me, I had to drag you to the hospital and, since I now work here, they made me your resident. Fun right?" Changmin tried to smile at his patient but, to be honest, he was a little intimidated… ok like seriously a lot intimidated and… and maybe a lot scared of this hormonal angry man.

“Oh.” Jae remembered this boy now. He was a real bitch to this doctor. “I’m so sorry for yelling at you yesterday I’ve just been really hormonal lately.”

“Well considering the circumstances,” Maybe Jae wasn’t that-

“WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?” Changmin dived to the floor before the pillow hit him in the face. He would have to be really careful talking to his young man.

“Nu…nununu… nothing, I just… I need to know the number of your closest family member, or whoever will need to be notified of the paperwork.” Changmin couldn’t stop stuttering, praying that he wasn’t saying the wrong thing.

“His name is Yunho (398) 837-9382” [not a real number… or is it? No seriously don’t call it. I don’t know whose number it is]. Jae looked humble again fiddling with his thumbs. “But please, don’t tell him about my ‘condition’ ok? He doesn’t know yet.”

“If I could give my two cents?” Changmin bravely said.

“What is it?” Jae said looking really genuine.

“I think that a child needs to be loved at all stages of development, and that cannot happen if you don’t tell your significant other about-“ Changmin was cut off by the sudden tears flowing down Jae’s face. “ummm… ummm… but, I mean, you don’t have to if-“

“Bu, But what if he doesn’t want me anymore!” This is not what Changmin signed up for when he become a doctor, tears freaked him out more then any amount of blood, especially coming from someone so beautiful. “What if he doesn’t want the burden of being with me when he just finished school, and is becoming a professional? I know he’s going to hate me!” More tears started to flow as Jae poured all his insecurities onto this stranger.

“Um… Mr. JaeJoong, sir, I don’t know about how he will react, but… believe me, if he could leave his own lover and child for his own selfish gain, then, he doesn’t deserve you.” Changmin had never been someone people came to with personal issues, because he wasn’t really good with that kind of thing, but for some reason, he just could talk to this man, he felt the need to help him through his pain. “Now I’m going to go call this man, and I hope you tell him exactly how you feel. If you judged him as good enough to be with, then he must he a swell guy.”

And with that Changmin was out the door. He had no idea where any of that came from, he doesn’t even know Jae, but he just called him a good judge of character, and… he was pretty sure a beautiful was slipped in there somewhere, but that was a physical thing and anyone would agree with him. This was too weird for him, Changmin just had to call this “Yunho” and get this over with.

So being a good doctor, he told a nurse to go call the man while he went to see another patient, hopeful one that would take his mind off of Jae and his strange condition.

Half an hour later, an older, wiser doctor, Dr. Lee, walked up to him. “Dr. Shim, Mr. Yunho has just arrived and I would like you to take full responsibility on Kim JaeJoong’s case. K thanks”

Changmin couldn’t move for a whole minute after Dr. Lee went into the break room, that is, until a handsome man walked up to him asking, in a very low, dangerous voice, “you Dr. Shim?”

Changmin gulped. If this is Yunho, then no wonder Jae is as scary as he is… they are a perfect match. “Yes… and you are Mr. Yunho… I’m so sorry I don’t know your last name, Mr. Kim has only called you Yunho.”

Relieve washed over Yunho’s face, and he suddenly looked much nicer and easier to talk to. “So you have talked to Jae! Is he ok? He didn’t have any head injuries? Oh this is all my fault! I should have told him to stay at home! Something has been bothering him, and he has been acting weird lately, I should have known he was sick!”

“Mr. Yunho, please clam down! He’s fine and would like to talk to you.” Changmin really didn’t want to be apart of this, but if he bailed out now, Dr. Lee would be pissed, and that was not how he wanted to begin his career. “If you would follow me please.”

As they approached the room, there was a crowd of nurses surrounding the door. “What’s going on here?” Changmin braved.

“The patient is throwing a tantrum.” One of the smallest nurses said with a hint of excitement, nothing fun ever happened here and this was pretty entertaining and gossip worthy.

“I SAID MY BACK HURT NOT MY ASS! Let me show you how to fluff a pillow damn it!”

“JaeJoong!” Yunho ran into the room before anyone could stop him.

“Yunho?” Jae looked up from fluffing his pillow just in time to be completely enveloped in a hug by this boyfriend.

“Oh my God, are you ok? You have been worrying me sick! I haven’t seen you in forever, Yoochun told me you have been sick.” JaeJoong was going to kill his best friend.

“I’m sorry; I just… umm… didn’t want to get you sick before your finals. How were they? Did you pass?” Jae asked trying to change the subject. Changmin gave him an apprehensive look.

“Don’t try to change the subject! You’ve been acting weird. Since when do you know how to fluff a pillow better then a nurse? … And for the record, I passed with flying colors.” Yunho added that bit out of pride, but he wanted to know what was wrong with his love.

“I’m so happy for you Yunho.” And he was. Jae was ecstatic that his boyfriend can finally begin his dream life. But he was afraid now. Now Yunho had his whole life to live before he would want a family, before he would want kids.

“Fine, don’t tell me. It doesn’t really matter anyway. I want to be near you forever. I feel like my life has new meaning now. I want you to be there with me for every second of it.” Jae thought he was going to cry, all the nurses were already. Yunho was so sweet, how could he put this burden on Yunho after he just started to live.

“Well that sure is sweet Mr. Yunho-“ Dr. Shim tried to interrupted, he was always uncomfortable in these kissy-kissy moments.

“It’s Yunho, just Yunho, Dr. Shim.” Yunho said smiling at the doctor.

“And you can call me Changmin, since we’ll be seeing a lot of each other from now on.” Changmin couldn’t believe he just said that. First off, they aren’t nearly close enough to be calling each other by their first names. And secondly he just suggested that Jae needed a doctor more often…

POOF!

“What the hell Dr. Shim!!” Jae screamed as he threw a pillow at Changmin’s face, hitting perfectly.

“Jae! What is the matter with you? What is up with this attitude?” Yunho asked as he helped Changmin off the floor (Jae has a good arm).

“I… I have… just been really emotional lately. You know, worrying about your finals and everything.” Jae smiled trying to look sincere, but instead pulling off the most convincing I’m-not-telling-you-everything face Yunho had ever seen.

“Jae I really think that this is important if you need to see a doctor often, and you know I would tell you if something was wrong with me. I just want you to be able to trust me, and I am a doctor now after all, maybe I could help you threw this as well.” Yunho was trying to look sincere, but all Jae saw was a look of superiority.

“What do you know about it?” Yunho looked shocked at Jae’s harsh words.

Changmin jumped to try and save Jae from his self destructive path. Jae was trying to make Yunho leave him! Changmin felt this need to help his patient. “OK I think that Jae is a little tired right now and…”

“Just leave. Me. Alone.” Jae gave Yunho his best glare, that is, the best glare he could give the man he loved.

Yunho couldn’t even look at Jae, he was shocked. He thought that they were meant for each other, that nothing could get in their way. Yunho thought that maybe Jae just needed some time, so he walked out the door, missing the mist growing in his love’s eye.

“He left.” Jae blinked, tears falling freely, “I knew that he wouldn’t stay. Not for me.” Changmin was about to explode.

Correction, he was going to explode. “NO FUCKING DUH!” Jae’s eyes widened to saucers. “You just death glared him! What did you expect! He isn’t a superhero! He’s a guy, and what would he think! He has a thing called pride, and so do you, and if you want to keep your man, let go of it for like two seconds! What the hell did you expect! Go after him and fucking tell him the fucking truth before he fucking leaves your sorry ass!”

Jae had no idea what just happened. That shy little man just yelled at him. Him. Kim Jaejoong. Once Jae got his man back, he was going to punch Changmin’s lights out.

A/N: ok I’m sorry for the drama! I had to get it out of the way so that Jae had no insecurities, and now he can move into full biotch mode! So… I really hope you don’t rip me to piece for, not only the long wait, but for the crappy, seriousness of the chapter. It will be funny and awesome later! I promise. Biotchy mpreg here we come!

Title: The Sweetest Day of the Week
Author: mandapandabug
Chapter 1: Pregnant Sunday
Summary: Sometimes the world needs a bitchy Mpreg fic… and I have provide that service. And if someone else also has… I commemorate ya' brotha'!
Genre: This may be crack-ish? AU Mpreg… awesome.
Pairing: Jaeho (Jae may take it, but that doesn't mean he takes any crap from his man!)
Rating: Teen for mild lingo (sorry I forgot this last time ^_^;)

Why are you readers so wonderful? I du'know. But stay smexy.
This chapter is like a few weeks after the intro one ok?

Chapter 2: Pregnant Sundays

It was a beautiful day at the biggest park in the city. Jae felt the need for some fresh air and a nice talk with his pal.

"Why have I felt so shitty lately?" Jae wondered to his best friend and confidant Park Yoochun,

"I dun know," was Yoochun helpful and wise response.

"Thanks. Aren't you in, like, biology or something? Don't you know about this type of stuff?" Jae patronized.

Yoochun sighed, "Fine. Tell me your symptoms; I'll see if I can make any diagnosis."

"Well, every morning I wake up, throw up, feel dizzy and terrible… then I'm ok… like I'm not sick I just… throw up! I'm going to ruin my teeth if this continues!"

"I'm glad that is your main concern. Keep going."

"Right. Well. I have been gaining some weight. It isn't much… but… I… have a… pouch where my beautiful flat belly use to be!"

Yoochun perked up at this. Listening more intently. It must be something interesting if you are throwing up and still gaining weight. Also If Jae couldn't get ride of an unsightly bulge on his stomach, the world must be ending.

"I can't bend over anymore either."

"Too much info! You know I don't like to know about your sex life!" Yoochun gagged.

"You pervert!!! I meant if I drop something, I can't bend over to pick stuff up without blanking out! I dropped my oven mitt during work, and didn't wake up till 20 minuets later! I feel super weak too! You know I can defend myself damn well, but… lately, I have been weak and… I feel like I'm at the worlds mercy!" Jae finished with vigor, then promptly feel on to the conveniently placed park bench.

"This sounds like… never mind. I probably only thing that because we are studying the reproductive cycles in class… you should go see a doctor." Yoochun advised his confused friend.

"What did you think it was? Reproductive? Am I having too much sex? To little?"

"Dude! What did I say? No talky about the sex-life ok?" Yoochun plopped next to his exhausted friend. It was strange that Jae was so weak. He is normal fiery and fun, but lately his emotions have gone haywire and he has been tired. "It could just be over exhaustion or something."

"I have been working extra shifts lately. The other top chef is on vacation." Jae pondered.

"Well, please Yunho would kill me if I didn't tell you to see a doctor. He cares for you… maybe a little too much." Yoochun smiled at Jae, to make sure he knew he was joking.

"Fine. I have to get used to hospitals anyways, since that is where my man will be working soon." Jae suddenly looked really serious. "Yoochun, you have to promise me something."

"Anything pal."

"Promise you won't tell Yunho about this ok?" Jae looked at Yoochun with his bog eyes, and Yoochun couldn't help but nod in agreement. "I don't want to worry him. He's been working really hard lately on his schooling, and I don't want to distract him. He has to pass his finals, and then he can finally get his degree! OK?"

"I got it. But the exams are next week so, right after he passes them, which I know he will, he have to some clean ok?"

"Deal." And with that the best friends walked off talking about less serious things, like music, mini-movies, and dramas.

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After an entire week of waiting, the doctor finally had an open slot for a checkup, and Jae jumped on it. It was the last day of Yunho's tests and Jae could tell him he has been sick, and that is why he was avoiding him. The only problem was, that the doctor was stumped.

"Well Mr. Kim," Dr. Lee finally came in with the next test results, the blood test results. "Hmm. Well… the results are… well it all makes sense once you see it! It just isn't expected exactly… I ran the test multiple times to make sure…" The doctor was frazzled and Jae was beginning to think he was going to die or something with the way Dr. Lee was acting so nervous.

"Dr. Lee, please just tell me the prognosis," Jae said as calmly as he could.

"Do you have a spouse?" Dr. Lee asked

"Excuse me?" Jae looked at the Dr. like he had grow another head. He was so nervous because he wanted to ask Jae out? That had to be it, now Jae was pissed, but before he could express his attitude, the good Doctor spoke.

"I think that he should be here to get this news." Now Jae was super confused, he wasn't going to be asked out (which made Jae think he really was getting fatter, because he used to be asked out like every five seconds.) and the Doctor wanted Yunho there. Wait… the doctor didn't know he was gay!

"He? How did you know I was gay?"

"You're pregnant, Mr. Kim." And with that the Doctor gave Jae his emergency number and left, this was all too weird for him, and he had lots of paperwork to fill on this one.

So Jae left the hospital confused and just as frazzled (can you tell I love this word?) as the Doctor had been. So he didn't see the tall, handsome young man, also a bit frazzled, but more in a nervous way.

That man, was actually a little younger then Jae, and was on his way to his first day working in the hospital, his name was Shim Changmin, the super-smart youngling. Poor Changmin had no idea what was about to happen to him.

They both were not looking and WHAP! They were both on the ground. Now, Jae isn't normally one to yell in public, but today was an acceptation.

"What the hell? Who do you think you are little boy? Thinking you can just run into people, not look where you are going! What more could go wrong today? Do you have any idea of what kind of day I have had! Not only do I have to prey that my boyfriend passes his tests today, but I also have to worrying about this strange sickness I have been having! And now I discover, that I have a baby growing in me?!?! Have you ever had a baby in you?! I didn't think so! You have no idea how terrible this is! My stomach is huge! I'm throwing up every morning, my teeth at thus rotting out! AND I have to tell me boyfriend! What is he going to think?!" And then it hit Jae like a ton of bricks.

What was Yunho going to think? What was he going to do? Was he going to leave him? Yunho just finished school and was going on to bigger and better things; he didn't need this stress added to his new life.

And Jae's angry face fell to a shocked and depressed one in a second flat. Changmin was still frozen from the yelling when Jae passed out from stress, exhaustion, and pregnancy.

Changmin flew into action, he checked for a pulse, checked for a breath, when he determined everything was fine, he decided to run Jae to the hospital, as it was right up the block.

So there he was, in the waiting room, waiting for someone he didn't even know. and that was how Changmin's first day of work started.

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Wow. This was late. Right? Right? Really late. I have been sick and blah blah blah, I'm a reader not a writer! I'm sorry! I just really wanted to put an angry Mpreg on the site! Well… I posted this without re-reading it because it was so late already! Sorry pals! I'm just so frazzled! ^_~

Title: The Sweetest Day of the Week (SDW)
Author: mandapandabug
Chapter 1: Laundry Day Tuesdays
Summary: Sometimes the world needs a bitchy Mpreg fic… and I have provide that service. And if someone else also has… I commemorate ya' brotha'!
Genre: This may be crack-ish? AU Mpreg… awesome.
Pairing: Jaeho (Jae may take it, but that doesn't mean he takes any crap from his man!)


I'm afraid that this isn't in the DBSK member's characters… but then again, do any of us know them? How can we say this isn't how they act? I like to think that this is how the boys act… laundry and fornication never sounded so sweet.
Is this crack? I don't think so… but I feel like labeling my story against its will, even if it doesn't feel like a crack story… crack stories are always in de-Nile. (Hehehehe had to make that joke)

The Sweetest Day of the Week, Chapter 1:
Laundry Day Tuesdays

Jaejoong dropped the huge basket of laundry, rubbing his back in a pathetic attempt to heal the pain. Jaejoong was not weak, but carrying large loads of clothes down 5 sets of stairs can put a strain on one's back, especially if that one doesn't know how to properly carry baskets.

"Snap that's heavy!" Jaejoong complained, emphasizing my point even farther…

"I really wished I had some strong butler or something to carry these things for me. How freakin' awesome would that be?" Jaejoong was going through all the burly men (and women) he knew, trying to determine the most suitable for a life of butlery.

And so the cycle continued, Jaejoong carrying heavy baskets of his own clothes, Jaejoong complaining about carrying heavy baskets of his own clothes, and Jaejoong drifting off to the tune of burly men who could carry heavy baskets of his own clothes for him.

Needless to say, laundry day was literally a whole day event. Much to the anger of his boyfriend, not that his opinion mattered, he was a wonderful boy, but Jae pretty much wore the pants.

Pants…

"Pants! Oh yeah!" Jae remembered, shifting from his thoughts on "butlering" to thoughts on wanting to have pants to wear the next day. And so the tedious task began.

"Darks in, quarter in, waiting… on" Jae hated this part, the waiting for cleaning. Of course every other part was filled with excitement. Oh how Jae enjoyed separating his darks and whites, so much so that he did it for his boy-toy, oh and how much fun was paying to clean clothes?

But the most fun had to be stuffing clothes into a small hole, trying to fit them so that your pant-legs won't get tangled, but you know it will never work, and that as soon as you pull of one pair of pants, the entire load of laundry comes out with it, and gets of the dirty floor. I mean, who know what happens on that floor! So you feel the need to wash the clothes again, but that would be too much excitement and entertainment for one day.

And then comes the drier… always fun to forget the fabric softener sheet and, after waiting MORE, getting shocked by your favorite pair of pants so bad that you swear you passed out for a few minutes there on the drier… you swear you weren't on the floor before. Brushing off your shirt, looking to see if anyone noticed. Though, who knows what happened to you while you were out cold.

You start to feel the need to clean yourself (especially of these dirty thoughts) when the buzz of the drier for your whites goes off. After avoiding another shock by sheer luck, Jae finally had finished his laundry.

Or that was the normal routine on Laundry Day (sadly enough). Even the shocking himself into paralysis happened regularly enough to complain about. And so Jae did complain. And complain. And complain. To his boyfriend, none other then U-Know Yunho, the famous college student. Not to put the famous part time cook, Hero Jaejoong down or anything. Their fame was a perfect match for one another.

After hearing all about Jaejoong's horrible laundry day every Tuesday, Yunho decided to spice things up. He didn't have class because it was some holiday that he didn't bother remembering, and he had neglected to tell Jae about it, you know, so there could be some surprise.

"Hey Jae… what were you doing on the floor?" Yunho ran over to help the wobbly pretty-boy up. Yunho realized his mistake all too soon, when one angry cook pushed him into the washing machine.

"What am I doing on the floor? Hmm? What are YOU doing HERE?1?! Too late to see what it feels like to get shocked by your own pants!!! I'm just doing this for you! And you have the nerve to-"

Luckily Yunho was able to stop Jaejoong's non-sense rant, and get a kiss at the same time. Unluckily for Yunho, he stopped Jaejoong's non-sense rant, and got a slap in the face.

"Stop me so you can get your kicks! Well I'm not buying mister! Don't think you can just look at me all handsome and sexy and…"

Luckily for Yunho, he was very good looking, and luckily for Yunho, Jaejoong gets distracted easily. Pretty soon Jae had an idea of what happened on the floor of the laundry room. And on the machine. And against the wall. And now Jae felt the need to wash those tangled pants again.

To Be Continued…
DA DA Dummmm!!!

Every time I bring my laundry down I start to daydream about big burly men that I could hire to do all that heavy lifting for me. I'm not being sexist… but I, personally, day-dream about men (my imagination is the sexist!!! XD).
The pregnancy is coming up! If anyone minds me just not explaining how he gets pregnant, tell me ok? I can explain it… I just think it would be funny if he just was pregnant… but I could make an explanation funny as well so… just have some input! I love reader inputs!!!

GO READERS! YAYAYAY!!

totally inspired by Susiegrl!!!! because she posted her first thing... and it was a poem, and i was talking to her, and... now i want to post something and to stop being some creepy lurker!!!

dancing:

If i could have know before this day
That watching you dance this way
Would take my very breath away
I would have been there everyday

It's unreal that you will dance with me
Here on the floor where you may see
everything I feel, how you hold the key
That can open the door to the real me

I would love to be able to
Dance next to you forever, Boo
And who but you could stop me, Who?
The world may be against it, but not you too.

This is about Yunho being in love with Jae... but Jae is confused... i like the pattern i used, so i thought... may as well be my first post right!??!?!?!

and if you like to put other people in there, and it fits for you... do it!!! i love it when people have their own opinions and stuff!! just tell me what you were thinking when you read it please!!!!